Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Dread Pirate Roberts

 

The REAL “Dread Pirate Roberts”

Forget Blackbeard!  He was a dilettante next to Roberts!

 


“The Princess Bride” is one of my all-time favorite movies.  It’s one of the few movies that’s as good as the book it‘s based on.  My hat’s off to director Rob Reiner, who also brought us another comedy classic, “This is Spinal Tap.”

One of “Bride’s” central characters is “The Dread Pirate Roberts.”  Although the movie is a fantasy, I was surprised to learn, a couple of years ago, that there really was a “Dread Pirate Roberts,” and he was probably the most “successful” pirate of all time!

John Roberts started out as an honest sailor, eventually working his way up to third mate of a merchant ship.  In 1719 his ship, Princess of London, was captured by two pirate ships off the coast of Africa. The pirates had suffered some losses in the fight, especially their navigator, so they “recruited” crewmen from the Princess.  Roberts very reluctantly became the new navigator.

Gradually, he became less and less reluctant, as he found that he really liked the life of a pirate.

If you’re like me, you’ve probably forgotten the day in 10th grade World History class when the teacher talked about The War of Spanish Succession.  At the time, though, it was a Very Big Deal.  Most of the major nations in the world were involved, and it was also a Very Expensive Deal.  Then, as now, it cost a fortune to build a warship and train a crew, so a few monarchs found a cost-free way to expand their fleets--the Letter of Marque.  This was literally a License to Steal.  With a Letter of Marque, a private ship-owner was authorized by his king to arm his vessel, and rob & pillage any enemy vessel he came upon--all he had to do was cut the king in on a piece of the action.  These licensed pirates were called “privateers.”

The war came to an end in 1714, and suddenly thousands of privateers found there was no market for their skills.  So, with nothing else going for them, they decided to go freelance.  Thus began the period that many historians (hopefully with a touch of irony) call “The Golden Age of Piracy.”

Another irony: your typical pirate ship was one of the most democratic institutions in the world at that time!    Even the captain was elected by the crew, and served only as long as he found rich prizes for them.  Except for living off the spoils of armed robbery, each pirate ship was like a miniature sovereign nation.  (Although, come to think of it, quite a few officially-recognized nations depend on armed robbery, too.)

As navigator, Roberts was a respected member of the crew, and he found that the freedom and the adventure suited him just fine.  

Just six weeks after he was “recruited,” the captain of his ship was killed, and the crew elected Roberts as new captain of the “Royal Rover.”

Eventually, Roberts changed his first name to Bartholomew (evidently he thought “John” wasn’t a cool enough name for a pirate), and began terrorizing the Caribbean, sometimes capturing as many as 22 ships at a time, catching them with their anchors down in various harbors around the islands.  

Contrary to what you may have seen in the movies, there were few pitched battles between pirate and merchant ships.  The common practice among pirates was to spare the lives of those who surrendered, and deal ruthlessly with those who resisted.  Quite a few captains decided to surrender, and let the insurance companies like Lloyds of London deal with the cargo losses.

Over time, Roberts’s single vessel was expanded to a small squadron of three, and was thought by many to be invincible.

Blackbeard, arguably the most famous of all the pirates, captured about two dozen ships in his career.  Roberts captured almost FIVE HUNDRED!  

In “the Princess Bride,” Roberts secretly retired.  In the real world, his ships were captured by the British Royal Navy ship “HMS Swallow,” a formidable warship of 50 guns. However, Roberts was supposedly killed in the battle, and his crew claimed to have buried him at sea.  His body was never recovered.  Maybe he did secretly retire, after all!

 The crews were captured, and only about a quarter of the white members were hanged.  The black members were all sold into slavery (another example of how the official governments of the world were less democratic than pirate ships.)

 The Dread Pirate Roberts lives on, in the type of immortality only available in the 21st century – he has his own page on Wikipedia:

 wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartholomew_Roberts  

 

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Heinlein’s “Stealth” Black Character

Sneaking past fearful publishers


Robert A. Heinlein was America’s most influential science fiction writer.

A committed 1930s liberal and ardent New Dealer, Heinlein purposely populated his works with a diverse set of strong characters:
-- Jews (Morrie Abrams, Rocket Ship Galileo, 1947)
-- Asians (Lieutenant Wong, Space Cadet, 1948)
-- Muslims (Doctor Mahmoud, Stranger in a Strange Land, 1961)
-- women (Podkayne Fries, Podkayne of Mars, 1962), and so on.

But fearful publishers shied away from black characters, worried that it would have an adverse effect on book sales. So Heinlein decided to create a “stealth” black main character, Rod Walker, in his 1955 novel, Tunnel in the Sky.

(Another giant of science fiction, Englishman Arthur C. Clarke, had already created the black character Jan Rodricks in his 1953 novel, Childhood’s End, but the British have always had fewer foam-at-the-mouth racists than the USA, probably because they never permitted slavery within the country (their colonies were a different matter altogether, of course.))

Heinlein’s trick worked. Although he sprinkled clues throughout the novel, hardly anyone twigged to it for decades. I certainly didn’t when I read it around 1959 or so, but I grew up in deeply segregated Florida, and didn’t even have a conversation with a black person until my junior year of college. (I’m not going to tell you what those clues are—you’ll have to read the book yourself.)
That Heinlein created Rod Walker as black was never in doubt; Heinlein scholar Robert James, Ph.D. says ”The evidence is slim but definite. First and foremost, outside of the text, there is a letter in which RAH firmly states that Rod is black… RAH often played games with the skin color of his characters, in what I see as a disarming tactic against racists who may come to identify with the hero, then realize later on that they have identified with somebody they supposedly hate.”
Today, publishers make sure that everyone knows that Rod is black, and the cover art shows it. It makes the publishers look “progressive.”


Monday, May 26, 2014

Women with Wings (Forget any nonsense about “angels”—these women were tough)



By now, everyone has heard of Amelia Earhart, of course. But I doubt that many of you have heard of the Women's Airforce Service Pilots (WASPs) of World War II.

During World War II, women began to enter previously all-male jobs, out of necessity, to free up men for combat. Legendary flyer Jackie Cochran envisioned a corps of women pilots who would ferry new planes to the air bases of England and the Pacific, freeing up more men for combat flight duty.

Cochran petitioned General “Hap” Arnold, the head of the Army Air Force, but Arnold was not convinced that “a slip of a young girl could fight the controls of a B-17."  But women pilots can be as determined as men, and Cochran enlisted the aid of none other than Eleanor Roosevelt.

Finally, Arnold was persuaded, and the WASPs were hatched. When the announcement was made, asking for volunteers, more than TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND women applied, and eventually about a thousand were accepted. These women pilots served with great distinction in the war, with thirty-eight of them making the ultimate sacrifice.



On December 7, 1944, in a speech to the last graduating class of WASPs, General Arnold said, “You and more than 900 of your sisters have shown you can fly wingtip to wingtip with your brothers. I salute you . . . We of the Army Air Force are proud of you. We will never forget our debt to you.”

Despite these high-sounding words, the WASPS were treated VERY differently from male pilots; they were given no benefits, they had to pay for their own training, they even had to pay for their own way home after the war!

The WASP records were sealed after the war, stamped “classified” or “secret,” and were not available to the public until 1980. So much for “we will never forget!”

In fact, it wasn’t until 2009 that Senators Kay Bailey Hutchison of Texas and Barbara Mikulski of Maryland, along with Congresswomen Susan Davis of California and Ilena Ros-Lehtinen of Florida introduced a bill to award the Congressional Gold Medal to all WWII WASP pilots. (This medal is the highest and most distinguished award Congress can award to a civilian.)

The award ceremony took place on March 11, 2010. These brave women finally got the recognition they deserved.

And it took the government a mere 65 years to do it.

There is still no word on whether the WASP pilots will be reimbursed for their travel expenses.


Monday, May 5, 2014

The R101--Britain’s Hindenburg



In 2000, Marcia and I visited the Aeronauticum Museum in Northern Germany. This was originally the base from which German Zeppelin airships flew on bombing missions over London & other cities in World War I.

Thanks to the pioneering work of Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Germany was far ahead of the rest of the world in airship technology in those days, and after the war, they began looking at airships as a means of luxury travel.

The British were not to be outdone, however—they began building airships their own, “reverse-engineered” from a Zeppelin that was shot down over Yorkshire in 1916. (All’s fair in war—the “Red Baron’s” famous Fokker triplane was modelled after the British Sopwith triplane in 1917.) The pride of Britain’s fledgling fleet was the “R101.”

The giant airships were regarded as the future of passenger transportation. From the point of view of the citizens of the 1920s (whose milk was still being delivered in horse-drawn wagons), a luxury liner that could fly serenely above the storm clouds (not to mention the icebergs) at speeds up to 60mph—more than twice the speed of a steamship—must have seemed like a Jules Verne science fiction story come true.

And they were indeed luxury liners—the R101 had 50 luxurious staterooms, a dining room that sat 60, two multi-windowed promenade decks, and, last but not least, an asbestos-lined smoking lounge that could accommodate 24 smokers (considered a necessity because almost everybody smoked in those days—many old-timers can remember being examined by a physician with a lit ciggie dangling from his lips).

The British dream was that these ships would ply the airways of the world, connecting the far-flung outposts of the Empire, with no point on Earth more than a few days’ travel away.  (I have no idea why such a visionary vehicle would be given such a prosaic name as “R101”—you’d think they would have called it HMA Victorious or some such. The Germans, on the other hand, usually a by-the-numbers kind of people, gave their airships names like Graf (Count) Zeppelin and Hindenburg.)

The Brits felt the pressure of competition from the Germans, and after what some considered to be inadequate testing, the R101 was declared ready for its maiden voyage.  And not a short demonstration hop, either, but a continent-spanning voyage all the way to India, with a refueling stop in Egypt.

With various dignitaries on board, including Lord Thomson, Secretary of State for Air, and Sir Sefton Brancker, Director of Civil Aviation, the R101 lifted from Cardington, Bedfordshire on October 4, 1930.

A few hours later, over France, the ship began behaving erratically, and the crew’s efforts to correct it failed. R101 crashed near Beauvais, and immediately caught fire, killing 48 of the 56 passengers, a much higher death toll than the 36 deaths in the Hindenburg crash in Lakehurst, New Jersey 8 years later. But unlike the Hindenburg disaster, the R101 had no newsreel cameras filming all of the gory details, nor a second-by-second account from an emotional radio newscaster.

Still, the British government was discouraged enough to abandon its airship project, leaving the field wide open to the Germans, who continued regular Transatlantic service for years with the Hindenburg, the Graf Zeppelin, and the Graf Zeppelin II.

And, contrary to popular belief, the Hindenburg crash in 1938 did not end airship travel. After the crash, more than 400 tickets were sold for the next available flight. But Nazi Germany scrapped the remaining airships to use the materials for building fighter planes. And after 1941, New Jersey was no longer a destination for Nazi-owned aircraft. Airship travel was killed by World War II, not by safety concerns.